jelly snitch??

Just for fun: if Stegosaurus had feathers what kind of feathers do you think they'd have and what colours do you think they'd be?

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:30:33 -0400

I’m going to annoy all the paleo blogs, but I really need them to have silkie bantam feathers.

surreal–memes:

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:01:56 -0400

surreal–memes:

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery: get-thee-to-a-shrubbery: auto-inject: get-thee-to-a-shrubbery: auto-inj...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:01:51 -0400

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

auto-inject:

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

auto-inject:

*buying vodka*
cashier: can i see your ID?
me: ya *shows her my full back tattoo of Vriska Serket*

this post is a death sentence

its actually three sentences but thank you please fall asleep

what do you mean fall asleejsfhksfbfjafffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

monkeysky:please refrain from levitating when you touch the...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:00:33 -0400

monkeysky:

please refrain from levitating when you touch the miraculous corpse of McQueen

unpretty: unpretty: while completely accurate to the comic, i still feel an indescribable emotion...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:00:23 -0400

unpretty:

unpretty:

while completely accurate to the comic, i still feel an indescribable emotion the first time movie Tintin pulls out a photorealistic handgun

weasley-detectives:i’ve been laughing at this for a full hour

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 11:59:34 -0400

weasley-detectives:

i’ve been laughing at this for a full hour

isopresso: ニュウドウカジカ blobfish 2018.2.4

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 11:57:26 -0400

isopresso:

ニュウドウカジカ

blobfish

2018.2.4

idek-too-many-fandoms: thegeyison: gay sitting remember that...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 11:57:18 -0400

idek-too-many-fandoms:

thegeyison:

gay sitting

remember that post about how gays never sit right in chairs?

Hey wanna hear a bad haiku? ''And now the time's here, To take life by the titballs, And say 'meme me up' ''

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 11:56:31 -0400

i wanna cr y

gupdoo3:“what’s up everybody i’m pandora and welcome to my unboxing video”

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 11:55:33 -0400

gupdoo3:

“what’s up everybody i’m pandora and welcome to my unboxing video”

pukicho: aceoflobsters: pukicho: wheezing laugghing What’s so funny *does six front flips...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 11:54:05 -0400

pukicho:

aceoflobsters:

pukicho:

*wheezing laugghing*

What’s so funny

*does six front flips and then dies midway through the last one*

silverhawk: silverhawk: i was rly bummed out and then i saw this picture and im cured now

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 11:50:49 -0400

silverhawk:

silverhawk:

i was rly bummed out and then i saw this picture and im cured now

chief-eazy: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: Technically both can be...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 11:44:31 -0400

chief-eazy:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Technically both can be removed with lasers

mintyton: the-starstruck-prince: mintyton: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 11:39:39 -0400

mintyton:

the-starstruck-prince:

mintyton:

Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Are you okay???

My cat stole my fuckign garlic bread

pazdispenser: pazdispenser: pazdispenser: this is some next level whiteness hdfg4g7ybhfdb

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 11:38:54 -0400

pazdispenser:

pazdispenser:

pazdispenser:

this is some next level whiteness

hdfg4g7ybhfdb

tomatomagica: shitmygaywifesays: shitmygaywifesays: I want to tell y’all a story about supporting...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 11:33:26 -0400

tomatomagica:

shitmygaywifesays:

shitmygaywifesays:

I want to tell y’all a story about supporting and loving your partner, starring my amazing wife.

I’ve mentioned before that I had an eating disorder for many years, and though I consider myself “recovered” there are aspects of my disorder that I still struggle with today — being quite a bit heavier than my wife is one of them.

When my wife and I moved in together back when we were still girlfriends, I was at my skinniest. She used to pick me up all the time and lift me off the ground, and I’d laugh and kick out my legs ‘cause I was just delighted to have her holding me.

But I started gaining weight as I went through recovery, and where once we were pretty close in size, I began to get bigger. And bigger. And bigger. And she remained her naturally petite self. I began to almost dread when she’d try to pick me up, sure that this time she wouldn’t be able to get me off the ground.

But every time, even if I protested, she’d lift me up and say something like: “See, you’re not so big that I can’t lift you!”

And one time I just blurted out: “But someday I’m going to be so fat you won’t be able to.”

She looked me dead in the eye and said: “No you won’t. Because if that ever happens, I’ll start working out.”

It was the best possible thing she could have said to me, because she wasn’t saying I wasn’t going to get fat — neither of us knew that for sure. She was just saying that I was never going to be “too fat” for her.

And every time I worry about getting bigger, I remember that I’ll never be so big that she can’t lift me, because baby knows how much I love being held, and she’ll change her own habits to ensure that I never feel “too big” or “too heavy” because in her eyes I’ll never be “too” anything.

Anyway, there’s a moral to this story: Find yourself a partner who will never consider you an excess. You should never be “too much” to someone who loves you — too big, too loud, too passionate, too awkward, whatever your “too” happens to be. And even as you change and grow (in my case, literally), the right person will be there through the changes, to tell you that you’re always just right for them.

My strongwoman, the wind beneath my wings, the arms under my ass. 😍😍 😍

i-am-a-fish: tereozil: Laugh From Around The World In ...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 18:57:25 -0400

i-am-a-fish:

tereozil:

Laugh From Around The World In Messages.

From fb.

catsbeaversandducks: Father, Daughter And Pets Take The Same...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 18:56:09 -0400

catsbeaversandducks:

Father, Daughter And Pets Take The Same Photo For 10 Years

Via Bored Panda

jacodemon: humoristics: What the- credit i fucking hate how...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 18:55:21 -0400

jacodemon:

humoristics:

What the-
credit

i fucking hate how real this is

audible-smiles: laughingsquid: A Beautiful Longhaired Tuxedo Cat...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 18:51:55 -0400

audible-smiles:

laughingsquid:

A Beautiful Longhaired Tuxedo Cat Shows Off His New Prosthetic Back Paws After a Severe Injury

feeties

jelly snitch??

Just for fun: if Stegosaurus had feathers what kind of feathers do you think they'd have and what colours do you think they'd be?

surreal–memes:

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery: get-thee-to-a-shrubbery: auto-inject: get-thee-to-a-shrubbery: auto-inj...

monkeysky:please refrain from levitating when you touch the...

unpretty: unpretty: while completely accurate to the comic, i still feel an indescribable emotion...

weasley-detectives:i’ve been laughing at this for a full hour

isopresso: ニュウドウカジカ blobfish 2018.2.4

idek-too-many-fandoms: thegeyison: gay sitting remember that...

Hey wanna hear a bad haiku? ''And now the time's here, To take life by the titballs, And say 'meme me up' ''

gupdoo3:“what’s up everybody i’m pandora and welcome to my unboxing video”

pukicho: aceoflobsters: pukicho: *wheezing laugghing* What’s so funny *does six front flips...

silverhawk: silverhawk: i was rly bummed out and then i saw this picture and im cured now

chief-eazy: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: Technically both can be...

mintyton: the-starstruck-prince: mintyton: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray...

pazdispenser: pazdispenser: pazdispenser: this is some next level whiteness hdfg4g7ybhfdb

tomatomagica: shitmygaywifesays: shitmygaywifesays: I want to tell y’all a story about supporting...

i-am-a-fish: tereozil: Laugh From Around The World In ...

catsbeaversandducks: Father, Daughter And Pets Take The Same...

jacodemon: humoristics: What the- credit i fucking hate how...

audible-smiles: laughingsquid: A Beautiful Longhaired Tuxedo Cat...

pukicho: aceoflobsters: pukicho: wheezing laugghing What’s so funny *does six front flips...